Spanish for gringos

There's always something new to learn and try.

For example if you say "pair done", spiks will understand:

"perdon"(sorry).

Try the next ones:

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only shit politics around here.
8. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10.Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato
(City in central Mexico)
11.Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
12.Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
13.The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14.Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your hand-made sandals
15. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = a lot of silly stuff.
16. See eye = si hay = yes we have
17. T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18. S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.