viernes, 26 de septiembre de 2008

Spanish for gringos

There's always something new to learn and try.

For example if you say "pair done", spiks will understand:

"perdon"(sorry).

Try the next ones:

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only shit politics around here.
8. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10.Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato
(City in central Mexico)
11.Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
12.Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
13.The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14.Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your hand-made sandals
15. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = a lot of silly stuff.
16. See eye = si hay = yes we have
17. T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18. S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

Spanish for gringos


Un curso para gringos. Hace ya tiempo me lo encontre en la red. Espero les guste.




There's always something new to learn and try.

For example if you say "pair done", spiks will understand:

"perdon" - (sorry).

Try the next ones:

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. A key eye poor agree jug = aquí hay pura grilla = there's only shit politics around here.
8. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10. Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato
(City in central Mexico)
11. Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
12. Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
13. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
14. Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your hand-made sandals
15. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = a lot of silly stuff.
16. See eye = si hay = yes we have
17. T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18. S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
19. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.


Enjoy.